Januar 6, 2021 Bull Talk Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a…
Januar 6, 2021 Nun Attacked by Gorilla Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While wandering around, they entered the monkey house.Unfortunately, one of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Bosnian Footballer Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Is God? A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, „Is God male or female?“After thinking for a moment, his mother…
Januar 6, 2021 Festivity Levels Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their…
Januar 6, 2021 Hungry Lion A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree…
Januar 6, 2021 Alter Your Course! This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: „Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north…
Januar 6, 2021 Puns Contest There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one…
Januar 6, 2021 Chess Enthusiasts A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an…
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