Januar 6, 2021 Pickup Lines 1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I borrow a quarter? [„What for?“] I want to call my…
Januar 6, 2021 Difference Between Nun and Bathtub What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What’s the difference between a…
Januar 6, 2021 Physiotherapist and the Golfer A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball…
Januar 6, 2021 Alligator and a Bet A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dumb Funnies! What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. A termite walks…
Januar 6, 2021 Cannibals and Missionaries Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, „You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted…
Januar 6, 2021 Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines 10. „Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!“9. „Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able…
Januar 6, 2021 The cashier Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier. After being…
Januar 6, 2021 RELATIVES-(Classic Poem) Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.This widow had a grown-up…
Januar 6, 2021 Custer's Last Thoughts The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer’s last thoughts.Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting,…