Januar 6, 2021 Pirate and Lost Body Parts A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has…
Januar 6, 2021 Let Me Warm You This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on a snowy night. They guy gets out to change the…
Januar 6, 2021 Headache Cure John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things, but no relief. Finally, after many visits, the doc sat…
Januar 6, 2021 Coincidences of Bill Gates The real name of „the“ Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where „III“ means the order…
Januar 6, 2021 Resume Bloopers REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning.Couldn’t work under those conditions.REASONS…
Januar 6, 2021 Physiotherapist and the Golfer A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball…
Januar 6, 2021 Alligator and a Bet A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dumb Funnies! What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing. A termite walks…
Januar 6, 2021 Cannibals and Missionaries Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, „You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted…
Januar 6, 2021 Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines 10. „Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!“9. „Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able…