Januar 6, 2021 How to kill a blonde Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n‘ sniff sticker at the bottom of her pool.
Januar 6, 2021 "Washing the Clothes" John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about doing the „wild thing“, so they decide to just refer…
Januar 6, 2021 Whatcha Doin' Daddy?" Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.Little Johnny sticks his…
Januar 6, 2021 Overheard In Airplane The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom….
Januar 6, 2021 Different Treatment A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the…
Januar 6, 2021 50 Ways to Appreciate Life 1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. –It might get you a free…
Januar 6, 2021 Five Maxims of Making Excuses 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the blame on something that can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 She Wants What He Has Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Golf For Sex A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring…
Januar 6, 2021 Cinderella and Tampon Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they…