Januar 6, 2021 Different Treatment A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the…
Januar 6, 2021 50 Ways to Appreciate Life 1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a free beer.3. Complain less. –It might get you a free…
Januar 6, 2021 Five Maxims of Making Excuses 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use.2) Always put the blame on something that can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 She Wants What He Has Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Golf For Sex A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring…
Januar 6, 2021 Cinderella and Tampon Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the evil stepsisiers and stepmother will not let her. So they…
Januar 6, 2021 Sex With A Martian One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Too Much Computer Time How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start introducing yourself as „lord at pacbell dot net“Your wife drapes…
Januar 6, 2021 Who Is Braver? Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were having a debate with a Navy…
Januar 6, 2021 Tattoo of Turkey And Santa This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left…