Januar 6, 2021 Kiss Me The Way You Used To A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, „Darling, embrace me the way you used to when we first…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws Of Work The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If you can’t get…
Januar 6, 2021 Computers – Male or Female Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be?Here are the top ten…
Januar 6, 2021 Rejected Public Holidays Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark…
Januar 6, 2021 Measuring Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.“Why?“ asks the father.“The teacher asked ‚How much is 2×3?‘ I said…
Januar 6, 2021 Read The Manual Please! IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Idiots Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a contract with 3M, 3M had asked me to write them…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Terms 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of – the – art computer you can’t afford.Obsolete – Any computer…