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Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.“Why?“ asks the father.“The teacher asked ‚How much is 2×3?‘ I said…
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Januar 6, 2021 Ten Standing Ear To Ear Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
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