Januar 6, 2021 Only Half Way to Norway Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Legs? Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So…
Januar 6, 2021 Puerto Rican Offspring Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.
Januar 6, 2021 Speech Impediment Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say „No“.
Januar 6, 2021 Dating Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Januar 6, 2021 Red Light Driving Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Januar 6, 2021 Drive Into Ditch Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Januar 6, 2021 Blinker Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick Stains Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
Januar 6, 2021 Behind A Steering Wheel Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.