Januar 6, 2021 Measure Intelligence Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Januar 6, 2021 Typewriter To Doctor Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Januar 6, 2021 Condoms In Ears Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aids.
Januar 6, 2021 At College Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor.
Januar 6, 2021 Puerto Rican Offspring Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo.
Januar 6, 2021 Speech Impediment Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say „No“.
Januar 6, 2021 Blinker Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick Stains Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
Januar 6, 2021 Behind A Steering Wheel Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
Januar 6, 2021 Marry You Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: „Is it mine?“