Januar 6, 2021 Red Light Driving Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Januar 6, 2021 Drive Into Ditch Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Januar 6, 2021 Blinker Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick Stains Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives a car?A: Cause she blows the horn!
Januar 6, 2021 Behind A Steering Wheel Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
Januar 6, 2021 Marry You Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q: What will she ask you?A: „Is it mine?“
Januar 6, 2021 Prostitute and Nymph Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, „Aren’t you done yet?“The nympho says, „Are you done…
Januar 6, 2021 Throw Up! Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Dimple and Flat Forehead Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I…