Januar 6, 2021 Wear A Condom Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Januar 6, 2021 Good Cook Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Januar 6, 2021 Mystery Writer Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Januar 6, 2021 Pizza Cutting Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: „Six, please. I could never…
Januar 6, 2021 Frying Pan Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
Januar 6, 2021 Paralyzing Disease What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Januar 6, 2021 Cross With A Blonde Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I don’t know, there are some things even a blonde won’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, „We stand in front of our work.“Sign on a muffler shop in Santa Cruz, „We’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Bermuda Triangle Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.