Januar 6, 2021 Radio Game This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three…
Januar 6, 2021 What happens if you put a blonde up side down? Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with a bad breath.
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny Answers. The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mohter’s milk.Little Johnny pipes up and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Obscene Phone Calls. Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He’ll find a…
Januar 6, 2021 Old man from Trent – Limmerick There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double,…
Januar 6, 2021 Shooting Cans! A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.“Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper“.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44…
Januar 6, 2021 A few lil' insults to remember. You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…
Januar 6, 2021 Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, „If you were a musician, who would you be?“.Chuck…
Januar 6, 2021 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft… Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…