Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesse James Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As they go through each car, they line up the travelers…
Januar 6, 2021 Farmer Brown Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It…
Januar 6, 2021 Obscene Phone Calls. Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He’ll find a…
Januar 6, 2021 Old man from Trent – Limmerick There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double,…
Januar 6, 2021 A few lil' insults to remember. You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…
Januar 6, 2021 Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, „If you were a musician, who would you be?“.Chuck…
Januar 6, 2021 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft… Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid master A gorilla was walking thru‘ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‚Who’s the king…