Januar 6, 2021 Shooting Cans! A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.“Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper“.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44…
Januar 6, 2021 A few lil' insults to remember. You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…
Januar 6, 2021 Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, „If you were a musician, who would you be?“.Chuck…
Januar 6, 2021 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft… Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid master A gorilla was walking thru‘ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‚Who’s the king…
Januar 6, 2021 Check's in the Mail Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde Driver A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.“Ma’am, is there a reason that you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Roadkill again? Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.
Januar 6, 2021 The Panda Bear A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and…