Januar 6, 2021 The Panda Bear A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and…
Januar 6, 2021 For the man I love. A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his…
Januar 6, 2021 Confucious say: Man who go to bed……. Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Januar 6, 2021 Elton John Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
Januar 6, 2021 Out of bounds. On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're in New York City When… You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and…
Januar 6, 2021 Cheerleaders Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!
Januar 6, 2021 ABC's Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where’s the P?Student: Its running down my leg!
Januar 6, 2021 Who needs women A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his…