Januar 6, 2021 Your momma is so fat…. Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!!)
Januar 6, 2021 Confucious say: Man who go to bed……. Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Januar 6, 2021 Elton John Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!
Januar 6, 2021 Out of bounds. On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor! Doctor! A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, „Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come…
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're in New York City When… You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and…
Januar 6, 2021 Cheerleaders Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!
Januar 6, 2021 ABC's Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where’s the P?Student: Its running down my leg!
Januar 6, 2021 Who needs women A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his…