Januar 6, 2021 Wrong instructions. A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.As the daughter…
Januar 6, 2021 Burlesque Show The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid said, „My Mama told me if…
Januar 6, 2021 Kid divorces his parents. There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, „do you want to live with…
Januar 6, 2021 Really cute one. A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked,…
Januar 6, 2021 Have you ever seen a Ghost? A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:…
Januar 6, 2021 Where's my heart? Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just…
Januar 6, 2021 Help me…I'm hooked! Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Kewl Job Application! Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Some cute want-ads! The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR…
Januar 6, 2021 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck! 36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. „I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex“2. „Duct tape won’t fix that.“3. „Come to think of it,…