Januar 6, 2021 Ponder these! If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip’s Screwdriver?Why is it that we recite at a…
Januar 6, 2021 So what's in a name anyway! Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey……
Januar 6, 2021 Kid divorces his parents. There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, „do you want to live with…
Januar 6, 2021 PMS and the Bible? One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, „Pastor there are some things in life that aren’t addressed in the Bible; how…
Januar 6, 2021 Help me…I'm hooked! Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who chat on line too much?If there was a group, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Research paper excuses! A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs for "every" job! In the front yard of a funeral home, „Drive carefully, we’ll wait.“On an electrician’s truck, „Let us remove your shorts.“Outside a radiator repair shop,…
Januar 6, 2021 Kewl Job Application! Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Some cute want-ads! The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offerCOWS, CALVES NEVER BRED…ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR…
Januar 6, 2021 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck! 36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. „I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex“2. „Duct tape won’t fix that.“3. „Come to think of it,…