Januar 6, 2021 A gun for my hubby. A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. „It`s for my husband,“ she tells the clerk.“Did he tell you what…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's the Boss? When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain said, “ I should be Boss because I control the…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny can count. The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.“Yes,“ he said. „I do. My father taught me.“ „Good. What comes after three.“ „Four,“…
Januar 6, 2021 EMT response times. Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Seven Dwarfs Classic Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, „Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip…
Januar 6, 2021 Forgive me I have sinned… A man goes to the confessional and begins „Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.““What is your sin, my son?“ the priest asks back.“Well,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Not specific enough! A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Tax Law The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cybersex Discussion Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn’t seem to quite get the…
Januar 6, 2021 Penuts! Popcorn! President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, „They accuse me of intervening…