Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny can count. The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.“Yes,“ he said. „I do. My father taught me.“ „Good. What comes after three.“ „Four,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor Bloopers! *** Actual „bloopers“ Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a…
Januar 6, 2021 Just doing his job! A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to…
Januar 6, 2021 Americans Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the…
Januar 6, 2021 EMT response times. Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,? bragged one, ?we?ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Seven Dwarfs Classic Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes in and says, „Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Tax Law The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cybersex Discussion Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn’t seem to quite get the…
Januar 6, 2021 Penuts! Popcorn! President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, „They accuse me of intervening…
Januar 6, 2021 Golf Clubs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her…