Januar 6, 2021 Forgive me I have sinned… A man goes to the confessional and begins „Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.““What is your sin, my son?“ the priest asks back.“Well,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Not specific enough! A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Tax Law The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Cybersex Discussion Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript doesn’t seem to quite get the…
Januar 6, 2021 Penuts! Popcorn! President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, „They accuse me of intervening…
Januar 6, 2021 Golf Clubs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her…
Januar 6, 2021 Turnaround is fair play! A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's Creed. 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Let me through! A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could…
Januar 6, 2021 Happily Addicted to the Web! Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of „Winter Wonderland“)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin‘, From my mouth, drool is glist’nin‘, I’m happy–although…