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Januar 6, 2021 Crushed Nuts? This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes up to the counter and…
Januar 6, 2021 10 reasons to buy a new car… 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, there’s a whoopee cushion taped to your…
Januar 6, 2021 I can hear clearly now… Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s…
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Januar 6, 2021 The Missionary! A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mummy! An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the…
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