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Januar 6, 2021 Sure signs that you're broke! 1. American Express calls and says: „Leave home without it!“2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3….
Januar 6, 2021 The Missionary! A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there were indeed people there, but the inhabitants of…
Januar 6, 2021 The Mummy! An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the…
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Januar 6, 2021 Once upon a time! Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess…