Januar 6, 2021 The great escape! A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop.“Oh no!“ cried the brunette. „Is he following me?““Yep,“ replied…
Januar 6, 2021 Airline Funnies! Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the „in-flight safety lecture“ and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples…
Januar 6, 2021 Terms of Endearment! Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey,…
Januar 6, 2021 Maid to order! A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: „Mom, why are wedding dresses white?“The…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you need a sign? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, „I’m Stupid“. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Wins One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Movie Cliches Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer In Heaven (Classic) A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked „THE BOOK“ and didn’t find his name, so he informed the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mental Health Patient It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts…
Januar 6, 2021 On Enmity Between Races Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before…