Januar 6, 2021 Maid to order! A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother with the following question: „Mom, why are wedding dresses white?“The…
Januar 6, 2021 The Vegas Trip! Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a…
Januar 6, 2021 Insurance Claim (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. New York, NY 05016Dear Sir:This letter is in response to…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus vs. Satan One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the best programmer. God was chosen to be the judge.Jesus and…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you need a sign? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, „I’m Stupid“. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Wins One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Movie Cliches Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer In Heaven (Classic) A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked „THE BOOK“ and didn’t find his name, so he informed the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mental Health Patient It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts…
Januar 6, 2021 On Enmity Between Races Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before…