Januar 6, 2021 Do you need a sign? Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, „I’m Stupid“. That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Rectum Wins One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.The brain said „I do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Movie Cliches Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions and outdated archetypes.The author says that as you go to…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer In Heaven (Classic) A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked „THE BOOK“ and didn’t find his name, so he informed the…
Januar 6, 2021 Mental Health Patient It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts…
Januar 6, 2021 On Enmity Between Races Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.Just before…
Januar 6, 2021 Kids Thoughts! I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come…
Januar 6, 2021 Victorias Secret… TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come in children’s sizes?9. No thanks, just sniffing8. I’ll be in…
Januar 6, 2021 Super-Duper One-Liners! Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital? He’s the one blowing the foam off…
Januar 6, 2021 More Redneck One-liners! You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, „Hey, Aunt Betty!“ Your kids…