Januar 6, 2021 More Redneck One-liners! You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You can yell to your mom, „Hey, Aunt Betty!“ Your kids…
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde Joke Jackpot! Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 The worst racist joke So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Horny Guy Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her…
Januar 6, 2021 Love, Lust, or Marriage? How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST –…
Januar 6, 2021 (Blank)-gasms! Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms. Sex on carpet…
Januar 6, 2021 Dissuasion! The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client…
Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Cow Defined (Classic) DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows….
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Wives! „I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…