Januar 6, 2021 You don't want to hear these! Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor – we’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The worst racist joke So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ethnic background so much…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Horny Guy Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy about her sex life, so she goes to see her…
Januar 6, 2021 (Blank)-gasms! Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house – door-gasms. Sex on carpet…
Januar 6, 2021 Dissuasion! The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client…
Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Tyson Excuses! The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing „Face/Off“9. Really wanted to win first…
Januar 6, 2021 Name That Capital A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her „go do something to prove them…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Cow Defined (Classic) DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows….
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Wives! „I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…