Januar 6, 2021 Dissuasion! The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client. The client…
Januar 6, 2021 How Come? What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — „Gosh, if we have a…
Januar 6, 2021 Tyson Excuses! The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing „Face/Off“9. Really wanted to win first…
Januar 6, 2021 Name That Capital A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her „go do something to prove them…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Cow Defined (Classic) DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows….
Januar 6, 2021 Dying Wives! „I was married 3 times“ explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, „and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died…
Januar 6, 2021 Andy Rooney Quotes Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.I am in…
Januar 6, 2021 Name That Ranch A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends visited and asked if the ranch had a…
Januar 6, 2021 Mad Cow Disease There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, „I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary….
Januar 6, 2021 Tough Stuff! A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of…