Januar 6, 2021 Be Politically Correct With Women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does…
Januar 6, 2021 Be Politically Correct With Men He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP DANCER –…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad News, Good News, Great News The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. „We’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Anniversary A guy says, „For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.“ His friend says, „That’s going to be tough to beat. What…
Januar 6, 2021 A Problem of Problems A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with…
Januar 6, 2021 Beer, eh A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, „Hey Bob!…
Januar 6, 2021 ABC's of ex girlfriends A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was…
Januar 6, 2021 Control There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while…
Januar 6, 2021 Comparing Men to Dogs How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum…
Januar 6, 2021 Coming Home Late Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, „You know, I don’t know what else to…