Januar 6, 2021 A Microsoft Christmas |NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Politically Correct Santa |’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world that’s politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to „Elves“,“Vertically…
Januar 6, 2021 On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift!…
Januar 6, 2021 A Martha Stewart Christmas |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want…
Januar 6, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear…
Januar 6, 2021 Did Santa Give You That Present? |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost X Files Christmas episode |Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes:…
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few…