Januar 6, 2021 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad. 3. You hear…
Januar 6, 2021 Did Santa Give You That Present? |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new…
Januar 6, 2021 Enter the Pearly Gates |Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost X Files Christmas episode |Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what you are doing.Mulder: Look, Scully, just like the other homes:…
Januar 6, 2021 Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few…
Januar 6, 2021 A parent's night before Christmas |’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools to hand to my spouse.Instructions were studied and we were…
Januar 6, 2021 AHH, THAT'S BETTER! |A judge in Louisville decided a jury went „a little bit too far“ in recommending a sentence of 5,005 years for a man who…
Januar 6, 2021 OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE! |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: „My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a…
Januar 6, 2021 Welfare applications |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken…