What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!