What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!