Januar 6, 2021 This must be heaven |So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, „You’re going to spend eternity with this…
Januar 6, 2021 The amazing conductor |When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the…
Januar 6, 2021 Arriving at Heaven |A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate asking, „Well, how many false notes did you sing in…
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…
Januar 6, 2021 George Bernard Shaw |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he’d like them to play next. „Dominoes,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Playing music |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until…
Januar 6, 2021 Answering machine |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone,…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of statistics |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance…
Januar 6, 2021 Worries while flying |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had…