Januar 6, 2021 Math is turning bad |“Psst, c’mere,“ said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley….
Januar 6, 2021 Refrigerate elephants |Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2. Redefine the measure on the referigerator (or the elephant).3. Apply…
Januar 6, 2021 Two plus two is five |“First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of his existence had been devoted exclusively…
Januar 6, 2021 Debate about the box |An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in area for some sheep, but they have a limited amount…
Januar 6, 2021 Story about infinity |A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two hotels, each with an infinite number of rooms. The hotels…
Januar 6, 2021 The math one-liners |Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!Maths…
Januar 6, 2021 The birthday study |It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest. —…
Januar 6, 2021 Answering machine |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone,…
Januar 6, 2021 The results of statistics |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is stolen, there’s a 10 percent chance…
Januar 6, 2021 Worries while flying |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had…