Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live. Patient: Oh no! What good news can you possibly tell me now?Doctor: Well, you know that really hot-looking nurse who just came in here? I’m taking her out to dinner tonight, and who knows where the night will end!
