A drunk is refused a drink
in a bar, so he
undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober.
He gestures toward a cat near the doorway and says, „You see that
cat
coming in the door? It has two eyes. If I were drunk, I’d see
four!“
The bartender looks, then pauses a moment. Finally he
responds,
„You’re drunker than I thought!“, taking the rest of the
alcohol away,
„That cat isn’t coming in, it’s going out!“
