Blind jokes

There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the
group
before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours.

Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He

was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf

course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all
lost
their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the
right to
play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a
lot, but being
blind they are just not too good at hitting the ball,
let alone finding
it after it’s hit.
The priest said, „Oh my
this is terrible. Tonight I’ll say a little
prayer for these
courageous souls.“
The doctor heard that and said „Don’t worry. I’ll send
them to a
friend of mine, he’s an ophtalmologist and he works
wonders.“
The engineer said „Wait. Why can’t they just play at ni
ght?“

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