A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her
breasts.
A nearby
policeman approaches her and remarks, „Ma’am, are you aware
that I could
cite you for indecent exposure?“
„Why, officer?“ asks the
blonde.
„Because your blouse is open and your breast is
exposed.“
„Oh my goodness,“ exclaims the blonde, „I left my baby on the
bus!“
