A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls
the fire
department on her cell phone.
„Please state the nature of your
emergency,“ says the operator.
„Help! My house is on fire!“ the blonde
replies.
„Okay, where do you live?“
„In a house you silly billy!“ the
blonde replies.
„No,no! How do we get there?“ the operator asks
fustratedly.
„Duh! Big Red Truck!!“
