A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.“How did this happen?“ the doctor asked. „Well I was trying to commit suicide,“ the blonde replied.“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?““No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, „I just paid $6,000 for these,“ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, „I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened.“So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, „this is going to make a loud noise,“ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?“
