‚What’s your father’s
occupation?‘ asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic
year.
‚He’s a conjurer, Ma’am,‘ said the new boy.
‚How
interesting. What’s his favourite trick?‘
‚He saws people in
half.‘
‚Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?‘
‚One
half brother and two half sisters.‘
