Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…