Kategorie: aardvark

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‚em, eat ‚em!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered….

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he’s got ants in his pants!