Kategorie: aardvark

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‚aardvark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!