Kategorie: aardvark

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight? A well ‚aardvark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats? Ant-digestion!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight? A vark!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!