Kategorie: accountant

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary…

Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: „He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him…

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to „The Unknown Soldier“. At the base of the statue, a…

„The auditors have just left, sir.“ „Did they check the books?“ „Very thoroughly.“ „What did they say?“ „They want 15% to keep quiet.“

Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A:…

The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. „This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose…

What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him….

An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight….

An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western…