Kategorie: accountant

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him….

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait…

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: „…….and ninthly…“

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will