Kategorie: accountant

The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: „…….and ninthly…“

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level

Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered…

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What’s a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.