Kategorie: accountant

The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?

Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: „…….and ninthly…“

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm……..I’ll just do a few numbers and get back to you

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don’t 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.