Kategorie: accountant

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant. Her friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire an accountant a…

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map…

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more…

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.