Kategorie: accountant

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more…

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.