Kategorie: accountant

How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What’s a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant…

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

What does an accountant use for birth control? His personality.

Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

What’s an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, „Want to hear an accountant joke?“ The guy next…