Kategorie: accountant

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? „Darling, could you tell me about your work.“

What’s the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‚The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!‘.

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: „Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time…

What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.