Kategorie: accountant

An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says,…

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost

A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few…

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything